Penn State Bowl Tour Report

Monday, December 30, 2002

Fun and Games
When you talk bowls . . .
Picture Gallery
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Fun and Games:  125 children spend day with Auburn, Penn State players

by Melissa Harris, Sentinel Staff Writer
It's Penn State's Larry Johnson vs. Auburn's Ben Brockman.  They're at the line of scrimmage, and there's the snap.
Johnson is backtracking as Brockman sprints 10 yards, heads wide to the right and turns toward quarterback Jeremy Wells.  Wells releases the ball.  Brockman is covered well, but he dives and . . . touchdown!
Brockman begins his celebratory dance, weaving the football through his legs as he saunters through the end zone.
Then the 8-year-old Brockman walks right p to Johnson, a Heisman Trophy finalist, and says, "I smoked you!"
"That's it," Johnson joked as sweat dripped from his forehead.  "Gimme the ball. I'm going home."
Ben and about 125 other children spent Sunday afternoon meeting their heroes:  Penn State and Auburn football players.
The two teams, who will face off Wednesday in Orlando's Capital One Bowl, participated in the event set up by the Florida Citrus Sports Foundation.
The kids ate cheeseburgers and Mickey Mouse-shaped Popsicles, took hayrides, played carnival games and showed off their football skills.
Two players -- one from Penn State and one from Auburn -- paired up with each child, many of whom were disadvantaged or disabled.  The most controversial question of the day:  Which team are you rooting for?
Ben, already a pro with the media circus photographing Johnson from the sidelines, gave a slick answer.
"I can't choose between the two," said Ben, wearing an Auburn visor on top of his Penn State cap.  "All I know is that it's going to be a great game all the way through."
Ryan Nelson, 4, changes his answer every time.  He's kicking a miniature football, part of the event's goody bag, with Penn State's Tyler Reed and Auburn's Jonathan Palmer, both redshirt freshmen.
Ryan says he favors Penn State, but then Palmer objects.
"Hey, you just told the TV guy Auburn," Palmer said.
So Ryan changes his answer.  He's back to rooting for Auburn.
George Hopkins, 11, of Orlando was a bit bummed that his team lost the makeshift football game with players working as coaches and referees.
Michael Owens, an Auburn fullback, served as George's offensive coordinator, calling a play where the quarterback flipped the ball to the fullback, who flipped it to the tailback, who then passed the ball to a wide receiver. 
The ball actually made it to the tailback, but the pass was intercepted. 
Owens blamed the loss on the fact that the team couldn't get the ball to George, a two-year running back for the Lake Mann Tigers.
"We just couldn't get the ball to our playmaker," Owens said.  "We didn't give it to him."
Some kids, however, weren't eager to play football.  Jocelyn Moore, 12, of Lakeland has come to the event every year to collect players' signatures in her Walt Disney World autograph book, also a goody-bag item.
She also has autographs from Michigan and Tennessee players, to name a few.
"I have a whole bunch of autographs, but I only watch football a little bit," Jocelyn said.  "Only sometimes when my daddy does."

When you talk bowls, you talk Humanitarian

by David Whitley, Sentinel Columnist
It's Day 14 of ESPN's Capital One Bowl Week, America Held Hostage.  Wake Forest is taking on the Junction Boys in the ConAgra Seattle Bowl presented by PlayStation 7.
All the overblown aspects of bowl season might be crystallized in one phrase.  And the only person capable of delivering it is the singing ghost of Bert Parks:  "There she is, Miss Humanitarian Bowl."
Bowls have become a cloning experience run amok.  Today really is the Seattle Bowl, featuring the much-anticipated showdown between Wake Forest and Oregon at Safeco Field.  If Ichiro shags flies at halftime, a King County resident may actually buy a ticket.
Coming soon:  The Raelian Bowl featuring a squad cloned from every 6-5 team in America vs. Dolly the sheep.
The bowl business has gotten so out of whack, you hardly know where to start.
Actually, that's not true.  Most people know exactly where to begin.
Boise, Idaho.  Home of the Crucial.com Humanitarian Bowl, this year featuring Iowa State against Boise State.
In most informal surveys, the Humanitarian has replaced the venerable Weedeater Bowl as the leading cause of laughter during the holiday season.  The bowl is too obscure, too cold, too pointless and has way to goofy a name.
Humanitarian?  What, the Dudley Do-Right Bowl was taken?
It's easy to bash Boise's contribution to bowl madness, but it's also wrong.  The Humanitarian actually is a blueprint of what bowls should be.
The Continental Silicon Hotels GMAC Gaylord Tire bowls may scoff.  So did Iowa State linebacker Kyle Knock last month, when he said it would be a disgrace if his team ended up in the Humanitarian Bowl.
He'll probably end up like Clemson players and fans did last year:  amazed at how good a time you could have in the dead of an Idaho winter.
Who needs windswept Jacksonville Beach when you can snowmobile?  The Humanitarian Bowl turns a frozen negative into a fun positive.  And unlike bowls from Mobile to San Francisco, the community actually embraces the game.  All 30,000 seats will be sold out Tuesday at Bronco Stadium, home of the world-famous blue turf.
As for the name, it comes from Boise's own World Sports Humanitarian Hall of Fame.  A guy named -- seriously -- Byron Finkbeiner founded it to honor charitable athletes.  It sounds a bit corny, but it's sincere and adds to the event's charm -- which brings us back to Bert Parks.
What does the Cotton Bowl Queen believe in?  Tariffs?  The Silicon Valley Bowl Queen probably gets free implants.  The Humanitarian Bowl Queen is the kind of girl you'd take home to meet even Byron Finkbeiner's mother.
Darcie Harris is a member of Queen's court and one of the finalists for this year's big honor.  A high school senior, she tutors at an elementary school, volunteers at a hospital and does church work.
"I really like to see positive changes in the community and the feeling I get when I do this kind of service," she said.
They judge you more on character than the swimsuit competition in Boise.  Darcie doesn't even get defensive about potato jokes.  She plans to attend Seattle Pacific University to study nursing.  Alas, there may not be a Seattle Bowl to not attend by then.
New NCAA rules are going to make it harder for bowls to stay accredited.  With any luck, we may eventually get down to, oh, 25 games.
Laugh if you want, but the Humanitarian will still be standing, reminding us that not all bowls are jokes disguised as TV programming.
In the holiday bowl pageant, every game should want to wear that crown.
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Picture Gallery

In this section of today's report you'll see pictures from Orlando's Progress Energy Super Holiday Parade.  What a mouthful!  Also included are some miscellaneous pictures taken during President Graham Spanier's remarks during the Welcome Reception.

Virtually all of the 1,500 Penn Staters on the Bowl Tour were bused to the parade site.  Pre-parade entertainment was provided by juniors and seniors of Penn State's Musical Theater Department, College of Fine Arts.  Shown here is the finale of their singing and dancing act, which included selections from South Pacific and West Side Story.
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Pictured here is the lead float of the parade.  Our grandstand location here is the corner of Orange Avenue and Anderson Street.
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The two pictures above are of the Centerville (Ohio) High School band, known as "the world's biggest jazz band."  They put on a great show, and we yelled "Yea, Centerville" as loud as we could.  We were very proud to tell the folks sitting around us where Centerville is located in Ohio.  Other high school bands from Ohio included those from Elyria, Canal Winchester, Defiance, and Delphos.
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Leading Penn State's parade contingent were the PSU Cheerleaders, shown here exhibiting their energetic acrobatics and whipping our crowd into frenzied excitement.
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Seen next were the comely Penn State majorettes, marching smartly down the street and adding a welcome measure of feminine pulchritude to the proceedings.
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One picture says it all -- The Penn State University Marching Blue Band!  A thunderous cheer arose and continued unabated for several minutes as the band marched proudly by.
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Always a crowd favorite, our beloved Nittany Lion mascot made an appearance in the parade too.  Here's he's cavorting for the spectators and raising the bar on enthusiasm.
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Here are our new friends, Glenn and Sally Kilburn of Sidney, Ohio.  They are looking forward to joining our Dayton Chapter.  This picture of Glenn and Sally was taken during President Spanier's Welcome Reception.
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Pictured here is President Spanier, addressing Penn Staters during his Welcome Reception.
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We're going to finish this report with a picture of us enjoying dinner at Dux, one of several restaurants located within the Peabody Hotel.  As you might surmise, the food and service were unexcelled.